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When you go clubbing for seals what kind of club does one use?

I am going to visit some relatives in Canada, and we are supposed to go seal clubbing. I have even heard that they have a whole day where they go out and devout it strictly to seals. I am assuming it is similiar to the way most southerners celebrate the opening of deer season. Anyway, my relatives have not made it clear on what kind of post I will be needing to club. Has anone ever done this before?

Public Comments

1. 9 iron
2. Tire thumper.Lead filled snow shoe.Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat no yellow snow.
3. 5 wood
4. You really are looking to rile up a bunch of people here, aren't you. I truly doubt you are going to do this and just simply don't have anything better to do with yourself today. Go play on the freeway. At least that will get you out of the house.
5. Use your head! This is just wrong on so many levels!
6. Well something big and heavy. But first club yourself in the head you sick f*ck.
7. I can not believe you could do such a thing. A deer can at least run from you!!! The poor seal just lays there. What kind of man does it take to do such a thing????? This would almost be like going into someones home and clubbing them while they were sleep!!! Have you heard the expression (What goes around comes around) !!!!
8. Go to Home Depot and try out various clubs on your head. If you come to, then determine which one was the best.
9. I envy you.I've always wanted club a seal.Use an ax handle,pick-ax handle or AMERICA'S favorite Louisville Slugger.
10. the 9 iron and tire-iron aren't bad, but I'd recommend a Louisville Slugger (wooden, not metal). Being a baseball fan this is a good way to test your bat speed. Be sure to bring several different weighted bats so you can find the right one for you! Stay away from crow bars, they tend to stick, and be a little more messy. Of course Im only joking and I assume you are to. But in case you aren't Im goin to have to agree with the last post and say you are one sick F*ck!!!
11. I think it is sad that your are looking so forward to clubbing a poor little defensless seal.
12. just bring a shot-gun... bash em over the head with the stock ofcourse...shooting them would just be cruel
13. people like you should be clubed!!! i hope that when you get to canada, you all get caught clubbing... it is against the law, because it is abuse....
14. You are a pig. I can't believe anyone could do that. You deserve to have your brains bashed in.
15. There is so much Brutality and Suffering in this world -- why do you want to add to it?????
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17. You can't go wrong with hickory,a 32" Louisville Slugger should do nicely.Don't forget to send pics!!!
18. I t is sick and you should be clubbed. And to the poster toward the end. You obviously know nothing about this. It certainly is legal.There are many who devote their lives to ending this barbaric annual practice. They claim this is an important part of their income and can't live without these baby seal furs. Paul McCartney goes there usually to protest and last year tried to stop it. And what do you mean what kind of post you are going to club?You don't club a post. They directly club the baby seal to death. The seal is only valuable in its first few weeks as its fur then changes.
19. I have taken a seal clubbing before. Well, she was more like a walrus . . . or maybe a manatee . . . well, anywho, there was a lot of blubber shaking on the dance floor. I just used my wooden leg.
20. You really are not that ignorant are you?
21. Visit your doctor and tell him your medication isn't working